sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(Source: neohesperidin)

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Worst feelings in the world

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

(Source: infatua-ti0n)

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: z-ojja)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq)

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

(Source: sayakakyouko)

starryescape:

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

similar here 
Kinda want a cuddle, kinda want a fuck

(Source: fall-out-troye)